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Aaron Shay
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Use five adjectives to describe yourself:
Esoteric, eccentric, ego-centric, expressive, excellent
What are you passionate about? (Tell us about a special talent/skill that you have or a cause you are active in.)
Songwriting, playwriting, acting, poetry, humor
When you were 5, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A paleontologist.
What artist/song would your friends be most surprised to find on your mp3 player?
Garth Brooks, "Friends In Low Places"
What made you laugh recently?
A performance art piece called "Taco Bell's Cannon." It involved the song "Paco Bell's Canon," a homemade cannon and lots of Taco Bell food.
If you could be exceptionally rich, exceptionally gorgeous, or exceptionally brilliant, which would you choose, and why?
I would choose to be exceptionally rich, because the other two options are goals I might ACTUALLY achieve in my lifetime. Plus, being exceptionally rich can pay for my pursuit of the other two.
If a story about you was featured on the evening news, what would the headline be?
"Local Man Arrested For Being Too Pretentious"
What is your favorite purchase made in the last 6 months?
A Bachelor's Degree.
What reality TV show do you think you'd have the best shot of winning, and why?
If there was a reality show were music elitists squared off against each other for the crown of The Greatest Hipster in All The Land, I would win "Mr. Congeniality," as well as "Best Dressed." I would, however, fail at the "Favorite Ironic Musician" competition.
How has clear skin helped you to achieve your goals?
In theatre and in film, you can't get cast as anything but a teenager or a loser or both with bad skin. Therefore, my clear skin has helped me get work in the superficial industry that I am trained to operate in.